03.05.2006 (Sunday), 11:04 PM

Gym Bore Ree

How you like me now...

Ok, so if you have been reading brutal for a while now, you know that I am quite fond of running. I became interested when I started to lose weight from being a fat, bloated idiot and not taking care of myself. I'm much better now. No, really....

Anyway, I spend quite a bit of time at the gym on a treadmill because I'm too much of a PUSSY to run on the street...well, ok...I guess having bad knees from being a fat slob for far to long is a pretty good excuse for not causing them further damage but still...they do make orthotics (look it up, I'm in no mood...), don't they?

Part of my routine is to strap on the trusty iPod and crank songs ranging from sweeeet as pie Japanese pop music to the nastiest, gnarliest heavy metal. (Yeah, and that DOES include Motely Crue, you gonna do something about it?)

So if you'd like a real laff-riot, come to the Gold's Gym on Hamilton Ave. in Campbell (near where I live) and look for the guy running is ASS off while lip-syncing to Motley (FUCKIN") Crue's "Dr. Feelgood" or choreographing to Morning Musume's "Go Girl! Koi No Victory". Hell, I even bang out the backbeat on the heart monitors of the Gorillaz's "Feel Good Inc." because I CAN. "Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats, lining them up-a like ass cracks"

I gets bizzy and more healthy every day for playing the foole...I get tired and sore and the sweet fucking pain that way is much better then the rest of the day. Well, just the daylight parts.

Posted by wjc