08.12.2005 (Friday), 06:54 AM

The Trouble With Rope

....get a rope and hang them first...

The trouble with "giving someone enough rope" is that the intention is that the person will never use it to seriously hang themselves. But when they do, it makes the whole concept more trouble than it's worth.

When humans die, they usually lose all control of bodily functions, i.e., they SHIT themselves.

So therefore, if you give them enough rope and they DO end up hanging themselves then YOU are the one who has to clean up after them. If you just took them "out back" and "shot them in the head" then you'd be less inconvenienced and be rid of a bigger problem sooner.

Posted by wjc